HERNANDEZ 
Well, did you bring me my money, 
My cab fare 
My new shoes? 
I got expenses, you know 
Where's my weekly dues? 

SAL 
I ain't giving you my fucking money. 

HERNANDEZ 
Oye, mother fucker, where's this jibaro from? 
You go when I say. 

I call, you come. 
You know it takes a strong man to survive. 
It ain't no accident that you're still alive. 

HERNANDEZ & THE VAMPIRES 
We stand for the neighborhood 

HERNANDEZ 
He still lives with his mami, but he sneaks down, 
A coolie in the shadow of the playground 
You want to fight for your people, don't you, Sal? 

SAL
Well, yeah, if I got to. 

HERNANDEZ 
Oh, you got to. Come here, I want to show you something. 

This is the cave of The Vampires, 
Count Dracula's castle, 
The very sight could turn a white man grey. 
Made in the shade, use my umbrella 
Black like the night we fly in. 
That blade is all you need to keep the dogs away. 

So, you want to be a vampire, man! That's good. 
We always looking for young blood in the neighborhood now 
Carlos Apache collects the dues 
So you bring us something that we can use 

HERNANDEZ & THE VAMPIRES 
If you got the balls, then come on, mette mano, 
If you got the balls, then come on, mette mano, 

HERNANDEZ 
Frenchy Cordero goes down to Hell's Kitchen 
To sell the Irish some weed 
So this Paddy Boy's mother on the stoop starts bitchin' 
'Bout spics is a mongrel breed 
Now here comes her son 
He looks like a ton of corned beef 
Floating in beer 

He says 
'Fucking Puerto Rican dope-dealing punk 
Get your shit-brown ass out of here.' 

HERNANDEZ & THE VAMPIRES 
'Fucking Puerto Rican dope-dealing punk 
Get your shit-brown ass out of here.' 

We stand for the neighborhood. 

HERNANDEZ 
So the shanty-town Irish they kicked his ass good. 
Fractured his collar bone 
Coño, all I was thinking is, 'What home of the brave? 
This a fucking war zone' 

THE VAMPIRES 
If you got the balls, then come on, mette mano, 
We stand for the neighborhood. 
If you got cojones, come on, mette mano 
We stand for the neighborhood 
If you got the balls, then come on, mette mano, 
We stand for the neighborhood. 
If you got cojones, come on, mette mano