Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life 
Made a fairly decent living 
Had a fairly decent wife 
She killed him—sushi knife 
Now they’re shopping 
For a fairly decent afterlife

The werewolf is coming

The fact is most obits are mixed reviews 
Life is a lottery 
A lot of people lose 
And the winners, the grinners 
With money-colored eyes 
Eat all the nuggets 
Then they order extra fries

The werewolf is coming 
The werewolf is coming, you know 
The werewolf’s coming 
The werewolf’s coming 
Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe 
I hear her howling 
Prowling on the hill 
The werewolf’s coming, Bill

Ignorance and arrogance 
The national debate 
Put the fight in Vegas 
That’s a billion-dollar gate 
Revenue: Pay-per-view 
Should be pretty healthy 
The usual deductions 
Then it all goes to the wealthy

Still the werewolf’s coming 
Yeah, the werewolf’s coming

I’m not complaining 
Just the opposite, my friend 
I know it’s raining 
But we’re coming to the end of the rainbow 
The lying and the spying are through 
Oh! You don’t know me? 
O.K. I don’t know you, too

The werewolf’s coming 
Werewolf’s coming, oh 
The werewolf’s coming 
And a werewolf’s coming 
The werewolf is coming, Joe 
I hear her howling 
Prowling on the hill 
The werewolf’s coming, Bill

You’d better stock up on water 
Canned-goods off the shelves 
And loot some for the old folks 
Can’t loot for themselves 
The doorbell’s ringing 
Could be the elves 
But it’s probably the werewolf 
It’s quarter to twelve

And when it’s midnight 
And the wolf bites 
It’s a full moon 
She really got the appetite

The werewolf’s coming 
The werewolf 
The werewolf