The boy's got brains 
He just don't use 'em that's all 
The boy's got brains 
He just refuse to use 'em that's all 
He said "The more I get to thinking 
The less I tend to laugh" 
The boy's got brains 
He just abstains 

The boy's got a heart 
But it beats on his opposite side 
It's a strange phenomenon 
The laws of nature defied 
He said "It's a chance I had to take 
So I shifted my heart for its safety sake" 
The boy's got a heart but it beats on 
His opposite 

Oh, Marion, 
I think I'm in trouble here 
I should've believed you 
When I heard you saying it 
The only time 
That love is an easy game 
Is when two other people 
Are playing it 

The boy's got a voice 
But the voice is his natural disguise 
Yes the boy's got a voice 
But his words don't connect to his eyes 
He says "Ah, but when I sing 
I can hear the truth auditioning." 
The boy's got a voice 
But the voice is his natural 

Oh, Marion, 
I think I'm in trouble here 
I should've believed you 
When I heard you saying it 
The only time 
That love is an easy game 
Is when two other people 
Are playing it